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WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.


TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by okami

lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am, #122550
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am, #122546
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am, #122544
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


SAY WHAT AGAIN - Go Ahead, We Dare You!




HEY, HEALTH NAZIS! -


TAGS: pulp fiction jules burger scene
Rating: 3.36/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:56 pm, #239459
"It is not what a man puts in his body that defiles it, it's but what comes out of his heart" Pulls back the hammer, presses the trigger, and paints the wall with your brains. Think about it, you were killed young yet never got to eat ice cream.


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - The last thing you will ever hear.


TAGS: famous last words pulp fiction ezekiel 25 17
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Sean

Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:57 pm, #81541
Ezekiel 25:17 - "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" - (KJV) Apparently the version in the poster is the QTV.
SeanieG123 - October 9, 2008, 2:01 am, #26658
nope, american sean. now known as SeanieG123 because i did not realize the name you put down was the name posted with the motifake
Sean - October 6, 2008, 12:16 pm, #26067
Is this by English Sean, perhaps?
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:16 pm, #21492
*I* don't think Marsellus Wallace is a b****.
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:28 am, #21381
... with a big afro hairdo
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:27 am, #21380
only if spoken by Samuel L Jackson...
Ernie - September 16, 2008, 9:49 am, #21371
If that doesn't scare you sh*tless, I don't know what would?


HAMBURGERS - The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. -Jules Winnfield




TIME TRAVEL - "We don't serve time travelers!" the bartender says. A time traveler walks into a bar.


TAGS: science fiction time travel
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

MPsniper - December 21, 2011, 8:04 pm, #226800
5 time tunnels for you


Cookie Monster -


TAGS: monster health food pulp fiction
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by everrestbass

Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:48 am, #177366
Oh right, you like 'em still warm, if it's "not too much to ask."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:46 am, #177363
It's never too soon.....
Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:43 am, #177360
Too soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:38 am, #177357
and blue fur in his throat....jokes people....just jokes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:15 am, #177355
don't pick on him.......Henson died with clogged arteries you judgmental bastard.
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:11 am, #177353
its called fruit you fat f***
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:40 am, #60233
No i don't speak Cookie.


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH -




FAN FICTION -


TAGS: harry potter emma watson fan fiction
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:58 pm, #117180
Darn Lunatics
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 6:26 pm, #117168
I'm sure Emma Watson is a smart girl and can distinguish fiction from truth or in this case ph**oshop from natural.I guess it really is worth a thousand words.


PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!




FLYING -




God Is... -




GEOGRAPHY - Yeah, in the northwest i can see Kanaan in the distance and ... Hey, i can see your house from uphere




Reality vs Fiction -




TIMMY - A great believer in Fictional Characters


TAGS: timmy a great believer in fictional characters
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by MustyK

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:33 pm, #239076
Hey, trying to keep multiple women who want to sleep with you from colliding is no picnic either! Count your blessings.
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:47 am, #170556
Yea! Don't steal my helmet.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:15 am, #170546
Aces!


MOTIFAKE.COM -


TAGS: a little pulp fiction
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by spacedog

booger13 - March 30, 2010, 5:39 pm, #168151
lol (i think GS is the one who put the hit out on him XD ) someone call AMW =P
rerun - March 27, 2010, 10:24 pm, #167419

I still laugh whenever I see this one
thekitkatkid - March 7, 2010, 12:58 am, #162564
lol the oranges look cool
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 9:29 am, #162322
No no, rerun is the only one who can make Orange Jews. LoL 5 big, sharp knives for you.
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 12:53 am, #162273
No I found the pic online. It was taken by Francesca Della Giustina. I just put words on it.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:48 am, #162269
I'm almost afraid to ask, but did you crack out the sharpie and make this yourself?
lesterinside - March 6, 2010, 12:16 am, #162239
5 Sweet drops for that.
ICEMAN - March 5, 2010, 11:10 pm, #162178
I love fresh squeezed. 5L
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 11:05 pm, #162175
Now this poster seems racist!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:29 pm, #162064
Brilliant spcae, absolutely Brilliant. 5 freshly squeezeds
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 8:33 pm, #162030
Magnificent.
rerun - March 5, 2010, 8:17 pm, #162028

This is absolute 24K gold, the good stuff.


ROYALE-TEA - You know what they call the drink that comes with a Quarter Pounder meal in France?


TAGS: pulp fiction royalty assignment i know this is stupid you don t have to tell me
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

rerun - January 26, 2011, 5:48 pm, #210908

FSU = f***ing Shut Up.
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 4:46 pm, #210887
FSUninja777- welcome. Before you trash, make someone laugh. you haven't been funny. Your comments are common and over used. Please try again.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 4:28 pm, #210882
pls don't trash on peoples posters, especially if the creator has seniority over you, and is/was a respected member of this comunity.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:13 pm, #210880
I'm new on the site and all, but we need to end crappy puns right now... preferably with the death penalty to prevent repeat offenses...
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 8:12 am, #136510
*cough, cough* OK then...


GLORIOUS FICTION -


TAGS: fiction corset
Rating: 4.84/5

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pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:45 am, #195433
at least she'd save you from a sinking ship
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 7:36 pm, #195389
Because when wou pull on that string, she'll bust out like a navy life raft!


MY PRESENT -




SCIENCE FICTION - For our red neck brothers science fiction is now FACT! Take that Asimov!


TAGS: science fiction how s that portable toilet
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Chef

Haarakkon - July 7, 2010, 7:03 pm, #183646
Don't be overthinkin' it, my kiwi friend.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:38 pm, #183643
I thouhgt it was, "do you think anybody will buy it?"
Chef - July 7, 2010, 6:34 pm, #183642
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:15 pm, #183638
I've read quite a bit of Asimov years ago, but... can you enlighten us as to how the picture relates Chef?


Bookstore -


TAGS: elderly men bookstore fiction interest
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - August 27, 2014, 8:48 am, #256379
Just a small chapter; ‘The Withered Winkie vs The Hoary Hoohoo’ right before the chapter; ‘Shoehorns Aren’t Just For Shoes’ tucked away in the book titled ‘wh*** Hounds and Younger Dawgs’ (I may just do this)
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:40 am, #256368
Is that volume 3 or 4?
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:39 am, #256367
Well...the gals were tired of standing in the sci-fi section.
GaryO - August 26, 2014, 8:26 am, #256351
Geez, Missy, drive it home, whydontcha. I could write a book on the subject....wait.
Greybeard - August 26, 2014, 5:19 am, #256349
You swore you wouldn't give out my address Miss Priss..?


BAFFLED TIME TRAVELERS - "They possess voice-activated videophone technology. But they seem to prefer sending telegrams With their thumbs."




ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY! - Any of you smurfing smurfs move, and I'll execute every smurfysmurfing last one of ya!




Criminal Minds -


TAGS: guns brains pulp fiction chandler
Rating: 4.31/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 24, 2013, 6:08 pm, #248039
Applies to every gang on the planet. they think that a gun solves all problems.


CHARACTER -


TAGS: movie quotes march 2010 pulp fiction the wolf
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:44 pm, #163780
Respect is earned... never given.
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 11:56 am, #163649
my fav movie
phydeaux - March 10, 2010, 11:37 am, #163645
Remember...just because you ARE a character does not mean you HAVE character...


If Stan Lee can, why can't I? -




fiction -


TAGS: fiction lies lived favourite
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 7:23 pm, #262068
Favorite!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:10 pm, #262057
WOW! This is beautiful, L.A.! Absolutely LUV it! 5 L


Reality vs Fiction -


TAGS: military army reality fiction usa
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

demon001 - April 3, 2015, 4:50 pm, #260663
Hup- 2- 3- 5L
Greybeard - March 29, 2015, 10:58 pm, #260588
Thank you :)
mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:35 pm, #260566
Yup-yup! 5L!
Greybeard - March 29, 2015, 5:55 am, #260560
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - March 29, 2015, 1:20 am, #260559
That's a 5Ler Grey!


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